Why Your 2 Yr Old Should NEVER Follow You to the Bathroom

Because if they do, they won't leave.

Even when you want to emulate toileting to them, inevitably they will lose interest before you can be in a position to control them. Telling them to go "Turn on Ariel" while your pants are down in no way ensures they will comply. The problem?

You finally give up, and just get on with your bizness. And when you unwrap a cork, they excitedly say, "CHEESE!!"