Moby Dick Reposted

Sometimes I wonder what is wrong with Steven. We've been married for 10 years and I feel like I know all the "ins and outs" of who I've married. For instance, I know when I go to bed at night, if I don't beat him to sleep, I'm going to "beat" him all night until he stops snoring. And I know that if I'm on the phone when he comes home from work, he's going to follow me around everywhere and make rude comments until I get off and pay him some attention. I also know that if we're riding together somewhere, I better not be late, because he will morph into "mean-Steven."

But tonight I learned that there is indeed more to him than meets the eye. Take our conversation for example:

me after dinner poking a very tired Steven with a fork: here, put a fork in you, you're done.
Steven: don't poke me with that again.
me: (poking again)
Steven: I'm gonna poke you with the fork. (trying to be menacing)
me: haha
Steven: fork, dork
Me: How'd we get from fork to dork? What's a dork got to do with fork poking?
Steven: didn't you know a dork is a ...(manpart)
Me: Huh? No it's not. It's a weird person.
Steven: No, didn't you know that's where that term came from? When you call a person a dork, you're calling them a (manpart)?
Me: I don't believe you. All my life I've used that term, and all my life I've heard that term, and never one time have I ever heard it used that way. Ev-er.
Steven: Yeah, I read that somewhere once.

So we proceed to decide to look up the word Dork in wikipedia. And as predicted, it does in fact refer to that part. Only not a man, but a WHALE! We're so junior high too, because we had such a big laugh over them referring the reader to Moby Dick.

Unfortunately at this point I happened to show my husband what I'm made of, and I googled the term, "whale penis."

Guess what I got.

I got the Church of the Whale Penis.