A Bird at Church??

So the other day after church, Jacob comes to me in the kitchen.

Mom, a boy at church made me cuss today.

What do you mean, MADE YOU CUSS??

Well, he was sitting next to me and he told me to put up my two fingers (holds up pointer and tall man) and so I did, and he bent this one down (folds down pointer) and made me cuss, and I didn't want to.

At least he avoided the gloves this time.