Oranges and Farts

Did you know that there is a super advantage to having your mom put an orange/clementine/satsuma in your lunch box for school? I didn't either! But apparently, it's an awesomely great thing.

Because you have to peel it with your fingernails, and you get orange bits under them, which makes them smell like oranges. Which smells good, and is so super because then for the rest of the day you don't have to worry about smelling anyone's farts!

I laughed. She didn't. Ashley looked at me, and said, "I'm serious, mom."

This is why I am mom of the year!